Yes, I am skillful
No, I am not 21...or 31 for that matter
Yes, you will be impressed
No, I won't disappoint you
Yes, I do host
No, I don't travel
Yes, you should call and set up a session
No, I don't bite ... unless you want me to ...
Yes, it is reasonably priced
No, it's not free
Yes, I will make you happy
And heck yes, you will want to come back for more...